by Joseph Wallace
We were camped on the shores of Lake Nakuru in Kenya,
first stop on a six-week jaunt through East Africa. I was fifteen
years old, it was my first long trip away from home, and I was
spooked.
Lake Nakuru was an eerie place to camp, because down at the edge
of the lake stood a flock of flamingos. When I say a flock, I
mean about four million flamingos. At dawn, as I lay in my tent,
I could hear them all start to call at once--an endless gabbling
and croaking, like a sound the damned might make in hell. The
sound would rise and fall, and if you listened to it long enough,
you'd begin to swear that the flamingos were conversing, and that
if you just tried a little harder you could understand what they
were saying. Not that you necessarily wanted to know….
On our first full day at Nakuru, we hiked along the lake's
shoreline under the pale-eyed gaze of countless watchful
flamingos. As we approached the clearing where we’d planned to
stop for lunch, I saw that someone had erected a pair of basic
outhouses--concrete-walled, tin-roofed structures, the kind with
a splintery wooden bench with a hole over a deep, smelly pit.
Now, this was better than the "bathroom" we'd dug for ourselves
last night, so I hurried over to use one. But as I reached for
the door handle, suddenly something threw itself against the door
from the inside. Something big. Something that made the tin door
screech, as if long claws had scraped against it.
My heart pounding, I took a quick step back. There’s was a
moment's silence, and then the thing hit the door again. I saw
the handle rattle, but the door stayed closed. Then, as if
enraged, it began throwing itself against the walls, against the
door once more, even against the tin roof. Hitting with such
force that the heavy roof lifted a couple of inches off the
concrete walls before crashing down with a thunderous impact.
In the ringing silence that followed, one of us said, "What the
hell is that? Do you think someone’s stuck in there?"
?I took a deep breath. "Hello?" I called out, my voice shaky. "Do
you need help?" But only silence greeted my question. A waiting
silence, as if whatever was in there was listening, deciding what
to do next. Even the watching flamingos down by the lake were
quiet.
"Oh come on!" I said, stepping forward and yanking at the door.
But the door was locked. And my attempt to open it set the
creature off once again. Again it crashed into walls, into the
door. Again, in a paroxysm of fury, it slammed into the
roof...once, then once more with tremendous force, before it fell
still.
Silence. I felt sweat dripping down my face.
"We have to see what's in there," one of us said. "What if it's
someone who's delirious, who's sick, who's been stuck in there
for days?"
They all looked at me. I said, "What?"
"Well, Joe, you provoked it," they said. "You get to see what's
in there."
So that's how I found myself standing on someone's shoulders, a
flashlight between my teeth, using all my strength to pry a
corner of the tin roof off the concrete walls. Aiming the
flashlight down into the small room, and seeing....
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The outhouse was empty. There was
nothing there. No man. No creature. Nothing. Unless....
I aimed the beam down through the hole in the wooden bench--and
just for an instant I thought I saw something move down there,
the slightest shifting of the darkness in the pit. Just that, and
no more.
I let the roof drop back into place with a clang, then jumped
down. "Let's get out of here," I said.
As we walked away, we heard it start up again, begin to slam
against the door, the walls, the roof. But we didn't look back,
and we didn't speak until we were out of sight of the clearing
and back within view of our camp. ![]()